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Doctor Who Meme | Six Companions

Rory Williams [4/6]

16 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 1,740 notes

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

20 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 79,974 notes
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egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

1 day ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 94,327 notes

apatheticghost:

today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men” 

1 day ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 85,382 notes

here’s a fun scientific fact: if you stare at dan keyes for too long your genitals will burst into flames

1 day ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 4 notes
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Tagged as: #reference #wiig 
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Tagged as: #wentz 

orangelemonart:

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.

1 day ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 30,848 notes
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